5 fraze dintr-o carte de la pagina 123

Am primit o leapsa de la Madi.

Detalii: Se ia cartea cea mai aproapiata in acest moment, se deschide la pagina 123, apoi se cauta exact a 5-a fraza si se scriu urmatoarele 4 care ii urmeaza.

Alte detalii: Cartea cea mai apropiata e chiar una din cartile ce le citesc acum, John Knittel - El Hakim. E pe birou langa monitor. Ghiozdanul e undeva in spate, acolo era mai greu sa vad care carte era cea mai apropiata. Things are easier this way. Easy like Sunday morning, video here.

Rezultat: "Trimise la culcare servitoarele, apoi se furisa in odaia Azizei. Acolo se napusti asupra ei, ii acoperi capul, umerii si bratele cu rochia, o ridica in brate si porni cu ea, in sus pe scari. Azizia reusi sa-si elibereze fata si incepu sa tipe dupa ajutor. Batranul servitor Anwar, care o simpatizase intotdeauna, urca in graba scarile, pentru a vedea ce s-a intamplat. Apoi disparu indata, coborand scarile atat de repede, cat ii ingaduiau picioarele."

Voi da mai departe, facultativ bineinteles, catre Marce, Adelina, IntheDark, Ramona.

The bar

Two former Soviet Union citizens entered a bar. After a while:
- Bolkvadze! Bolkvadze, would you come back to my place to see my armour?
- I don't know Stankevicius. I don't know...
- But Bolkvadze... The armour has Stankevius written on it in an outstanding calligraphic manner!
- Outstanding! Outstanding!
- What's the matter Bolkvadze?
- I can't come, Maria will be there... Maria...
- You don't like Maria? Bolkvadze?
- She just... she just doesn't understands me. Maria does not understand me!
- Bolkvadze! She's Spanish. Maria habla espanol.
- Y yo no hablo espanol. Yo no habla espanol!
- Yo no hablo espanol tambien. Piensa Bolkvadze que yo se que el jode ella diga?
- What the... What the fuck did you just say?

Omul de zapada

Iarasi nu va ninge intr-un an care parca nu se mai termina. Se spune ca lucruri bune se intampla celor care asteapta. Daca astept sa se termine (anul, totul) inseamna ca mi se vor intampla lucuri bune? Ha! Supermassive black hole! Passive aggressive bullshit! Si as putea continua caci am un titlu bun de blog.

As putea descrie The Hills Have Eyes sau sa pun un link cu Mitch Hedberg care a spus candva "Dogs are forever in the push-ups position". Tot el a mai spus "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." sau "I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."

Ma gandesc daca e complet gresit pt ca vreau sa vad pe cineva cum sperie gaste. Asta e exact ce as vrea sa vad acum, si de obicei nu sunt sigur de chestiile astea. In fact it's about the hands postion, the expression, and how now all of it its fading away...

Si totusi nu e zapada deloc deloc.

Urawa Reds

Urawa Red Dimaonds sau, mai simplu, Urawa Reds, a castigat Asian Champions League in 2007.

Redia, mascota, e acolo in dreapta alaturi de emblema echipei si e destul de verde.

Au pierdut in semifinalele campionatului mondial al cluburilor 1-0. Seedorf a marcat pentru Milan, dupa o pasa de la Kaka. Link cu golul.

nota: Gilardino a jucat in jur de ora iar Pirlo a avut vreo 5 lovituri libere.

Introductions

When I started this thing I had an introduction. Another introduction when I started this other thing called 360 is no more, as the platform was removed. Those being the introductions, nothing changed. You can also take a look at the migrated 360 stuff, and remember, swearing is more than allowed.

As I said nothing changed. Like we're in 2046 and the train arrived at its destination. I wonder if anyone knows anything about the Urawa Red Diamonds. I might say something of them these days. But not now... as I'm still relishing the last night dream...

Forced Pink

Rain. All day. Empty Spaces. Covered skies. Grey.
Useless phone. Music (Clandestino). Blue.
Nothing works. Books. Forgotten things. Red.
Migration. Time. Memories. Trapped. Black.
Pallone d'oro. Persepolis. Gin. Forest. Pink
Pink!

P.S. PINK DAY

Eden

"I also like the story to have a happy ending, but I don't know how to write it. Some years back I had a happy ending in my grasp. But I let it slip away"

I might've tried to feel. I might've tried to reach.

"When you don't take 'no' for an answer... there is still a chance you’ll get what you want"
Maybe I never tried to reach.

I never tried to reach your Eden. But when she/not you asked me/he:

"Why can't it be like it was before?"
"He didn't turn back. It was as if he'd boarded a very long train heading for a drowsy future... through the unfathomable night"

I never tried to feel. I never tried to reach.

...oh fuck it

Wordless...

Armourer

He went to the blacksmith to get himself a small simple piece of armour. He never expected that the female armourer will offer him a customized one.
- I could have your name graved on this.
- Oh...
- What is your name?
- My name?
- ...
- Stankevicius
As the female armourer laughed, Stankevicius stood puzzled.
- ...
- Just before you I sold one to a small man called Meredith
- Meredith?

Moment comic

cum creezi ceva?

un moment comic: esti intr-un microbuz, superbus, 8+soferul, esti in coltul stanga spate. e liniste, dupa o zi de lucru oarecare, nimeni nu spune nimic. sa zicem ca si ploua iar luminile ce curg atrag atentia ochilor obositi, plictisiti. la radio e muzica, michael jackson, celine dion sau de ce nu bee gees stayin alive. avem noua oameni linistiti ascultand micheal jackson plictisiti intr-un microbuz, si, in tacerea aceasta, incepi cu o voce groasa alaturi de michael, acoperindu-l:
"Heal The World, Make It A Better Place, For You And For Me, And The Entire Human Race"
fals sau nu, si continui invingandu-ti rasul:
"There Are People Dying, If You Care Enough For The Living Make A Better Place For You And For Me"
si ceilalti ti se alatura, si toti cei din superbus canta:
"Heal The World, Make It A Better Place, For You And For Me, And The Entire Human Race".

geting back to the real world, here it is, Superbus: