Two former Soviet Union citizens entered a bar. After a while:
- Bolkvadze! Bolkvadze, would you come back to my place to see my armour?
- I don't know Stankevicius. I don't know...
- But Bolkvadze... The armour has Stankevius written on it in an outstanding calligraphic manner!
- Outstanding! Outstanding!
- What's the matter Bolkvadze?
- I can't come, Maria will be there... Maria...
- You don't like Maria? Bolkvadze?
- She just... she just doesn't understands me. Maria does not understand me!
- Bolkvadze! She's Spanish. Maria habla espanol.
- Y yo no hablo espanol. Yo no habla espanol!
- Yo no hablo espanol tambien. Piensa Bolkvadze que yo se que el jode ella diga?
- What the... What the fuck did you just say?
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