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Sunday, December 23, 2007

5 fraze dintr-o carte de la pagina 123

Am primit o leapsa de la Madi.

Detalii: Se ia cartea cea mai aproapiata in acest moment, se deschide la pagina 123, apoi se cauta exact a 5-a fraza si se scriu urmatoarele 4 care ii urmeaza.

Alte detalii: Cartea cea mai apropiata e chiar una din cartile ce le citesc acum, John Knittel - El Hakim. E pe birou langa monitor. Ghiozdanul e undeva in spate, acolo era mai greu sa vad care carte era cea mai apropiata. Things are easier this way. Easy like Sunday morning, video here.

Rezultat: "Trimise la culcare servitoarele, apoi se furisa in odaia Azizei. Acolo se napusti asupra ei, ii acoperi capul, umerii si bratele cu rochia, o ridica in brate si porni cu ea, in sus pe scari. Azizia reusi sa-si elibereze fata si incepu sa tipe dupa ajutor. Batranul servitor Anwar, care o simpatizase intotdeauna, urca in graba scarile, pentru a vedea ce s-a intamplat. Apoi disparu indata, coborand scarile atat de repede, cat ii ingaduiau picioarele."

Voi da mai departe, facultativ bineinteles, catre Marce, Adelina, IntheDark, Ramona.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The bar

Two former Soviet Union citizens entered a bar. After a while:
- Bolkvadze! Bolkvadze, would you come back to my place to see my armour?
- I don't know Stankevicius. I don't know...
- But Bolkvadze... The armour has Stankevius written on it in an outstanding calligraphic manner!
- Outstanding! Outstanding!
- What's the matter Bolkvadze?
- I can't come, Maria will be there... Maria...
- You don't like Maria? Bolkvadze?
- She just... she just doesn't understands me. Maria does not understand me!
- Bolkvadze! She's Spanish. Maria habla espanol.
- Y yo no hablo espanol. Yo no habla espanol!
- Yo no hablo espanol tambien. Piensa Bolkvadze que yo se que el jode ella diga?
- What the... What the fuck did you just say?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Omul de zapada


Iarasi nu va ninge intr-un an care parca nu se mai termina. Se spune ca lucruri bune se intampla celor care asteapta. Daca astept sa se termine (anul, totul) inseamna ca mi se vor intampla lucuri bune? Ha! Supermassive black hole! Passive aggressive bullshit! Si as putea continua caci am un titlu bun de blog.


As putea descrie The Hills Have Eyes sau sa pun un link cu Mitch Hedberg care a spus candva "Dogs are forever in the push-ups position". Tot el a mai spus "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." sau "I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."


Ma gandesc daca e complet gresit pt ca vreau sa vad pe cineva cum sperie gaste. Asta e exact ce as vrea sa vad acum, si de obicei nu sunt sigur de chestiile astea. In fact it's about the hands postion, the expression, and how now all of it its fading away...


Si totusi nu e zapada deloc deloc.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Urawa Reds

Urawa Red Dimaonds sau, mai simplu, Urawa Reds, a castigat Asian Champions League in 2007.

Redia, mascota, e acolo in dreapta alaturi de emblema echipei si e destul de verde.

Au pierdut in semifinalele campionatului mondial al cluburilor 1-0. Seedorf a marcat pentru Milan, dupa o pasa de la Kaka. Link cu golul.

nota: Gilardino a jucat in jur de ora iar Pirlo a avut vreo 5 lovituri libere.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Introductions


When I started this thing I had an introduction. Another introduction when I started this other thing called 360 is no more, as the platform was removed. Those being the introductions, nothing changed. You can also take a look at the migrated 360 stuff, and remember, swearing is more than allowed.

As I said nothing changed. Like we're in 2046 and the train arrived at its destination. I wonder if anyone knows anything about the Urawa Red Diamonds. I might say something of them these days. But not now... as I'm still relishing the last night dream...

Monday, December 3, 2007

Forced Pink

Rain. All day. Empty Spaces. Covered skies. Grey.
Useless phone. Music (Clandestino). Blue.
Nothing works. Books. Forgotten things. Red.
Migration. Time. Memories. Trapped. Black.
Pallone d'oro. Persepolis. Gin. Forest. Pink
Pink!

P.S. PINK DAY