In Bruges

"Maybe that's what hell is, an entire eternity spent in fucking Bruges"

"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal."

"Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf. "

"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham. "

"Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't. "

In Bruges (2008)
directed by Martin McDonagh
cast: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes

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